ACW "Delusions of our Childish Days" Results

Anarchy Championship Wrestling
"Delusions of our Childish Days"
Austin Mohawk
Sunday December 20, 2009

Opening match: Alex Reign beat "The Nightmare"/"Samurai Homeboy" Nick Guidrey.

Internet Exclusive Match: Rachel Summerlyn & Jessica James beat Erin Starr & Athena.

Davey Vega (surprise entry) won a five-way match against Court Caution, Chris Preston, Brent Masters, and Skylar Skelly.

J.T. LaMotta announced that his mystery partner for later would be a "former ACW champion", and Scot Summers came out. Then Mike Dell and The Takeover came out, and Dell annouced that HIS mystery partner would be Summers; to Summers's surprise and offending Spiro, who expected to be picked. Jimmy Jacobs hits the ring, and announces that indeed LaMotta's partner WOULD be a former champion - Jimmy Jacobs. Dell explained to Spiro this was part of a "master plan".

Robert Evans discussed Portia Perez being unavailable, saying he wanted to make it a "one on one" match. Darin Childs eagerly accepted, but Evans said it would be "one on one" with [i]Rachel[/i], as Evans believes he is the true "Strong Style Diva". After some angry words with botrh Darin and Evans over the tag match in October, Rachel accepted.

Battle Of The Smurfs: Chingo defeated Breeze and Bravo, with all celebrating at the end.

ACH defeats Biohazard. Garza interfered, without ACH's consent. ACH and Bio shook hands after the match.

Spiro defeated Jiggalo James Johnson in a major beatdown.

Garza defeated Khris Wolfe in a bloody death match. After the match, Bio returned and took violent revenge on Garza, slamming him on a table covered with barbed wire, with Garza's barbed wire crucifix on the table. Bio did this with the obvious aid...of the referee.

Intermission.

The Lost Boys & Poison beat Willie, Bubba, & Lillie Mae. Poison pinned Mae, then gave her the Poison Kiss.

Matthew Palmer vs Shawn Vexx - Match thrown out by referee, after Mike Dell took a chair to Palmer's wrist and ankle when Palmer refused to do the same to Vexx.

Robert Evans vs. Rachel Summerlyn - Evans wins a wild match that had the crowd chanting loudly for both wrestlers. Excellent performance from both, and the match of the night.

Mystery Partner Match - Dell's "master plan" results in him taking a beating from three guys, as Jacobs did nothing to help him in the match. Dell takes the pin and loses, followed by an angry Robert Evans and Spiro taking down Showtime, Spiro telling Dell off, and them leaving the ring. With Showtime down, Dell offers him an impromptu title match. With no referee in the ring Dell takes advantage of Summers for a bit, then retreats when the referee returns, saying he was "joking". Darin Childs confronts Dell, telling him he must go through with the match.

IMPROMPTU TITLE MATCH: Mike Dell defeats Showtime Summers, with help from Jimmy Jacobs (Takeover banned from ringside, and didn't appear in a mood to help Dell anyway).

Opinions & notes:

Crowd was very into the show. ACW didn't disappoint, even with the loss of Portia from the card.

Ring announcer was Mike Knoxville, who introduced a new, female referee, Amanda. Both did an excellent job, although I felt Amanda didn't get the appreciation she deserved. Amanda made no questionable calls as far as I was concerned, and showed no sign of bias for or against any wrestlers.

Robert Evans had the U-30 belt the whole night, which was never explained.

In what I thought was a stunning example of selective rules enforcement, Court Caution was "disqualified" (in an ACW match) in the five-way, resulting in a chant of "Bulls__t!" from the crowd. ACH accompanied Caution during the match, and as they walked past I heard ACH mention something about "The NAACP". Personally, I hope this IS addressed at one of the next shows. Perhaps ACH/Cauition could solicit the help of a renowned civil rights advocate, like Robert Evans. ;D

Junior Garza continues to show no sign of backdown from anyone in ACW.

Chingo was impressive.

I hope to see Athena in ACW again in the future. She has a great look, lots of attitude, and excellent presence. Would like to see her in singles action, to see more of her wrestling ability.

Lady Poison is the dark horse who could dominate the Joshi division.

Davey Vega seemed to think that winning the five-way U-30 preliminary puts [i]him[/i] in line for Joshi contention (? ::))

Is The Takeover finished? Appears that Palmer may be out at least, with Spiro being clearly alienated (I even heard him arguing with Dell about it during intermission at the merchandise table). Choosing Jacobs over his team would be very risky for One Man, in my opinion.

Showtime performs best when people are rooting against him.

r k

Note: Thank you to rk3689 of www.acwfans.proabords.com for the detailed report & comments